Valhalla Table - Costa Mesa, CA [CLOSED]

(Pictures for this review taken with my Canon PowerShot SD800is.

This article is dedicated to Kelly von Hemert of Galley Girl for her friendly and persistent nagging. She's in your kitchen and my head!!!

Edit 08/24/2013: Valhalla Table has closed.)

Valhalla - The Hall of the Slain. It’s the final resting place of the Einherjar, heroes felled in glorious combat and selected by Odin the All-Father to serve in his personal guard. Raftered using spears and thatched with golden shields, it was said to always have room, food, and drink sufficient for all within it. Only warriors brave of spirit and whole of body could reside there, feasting and drinking as they waited for the final battle of Ragnarok.

It was basically a giant sausage fest.

(Duck, Bacon, & Jalapeno Sausage with Caramelized Onions)

When the eponymously named Valhalla Table opened at the CAMP, I couldn't wait to try it. After all, it was owned by Liv Karnaga & Chef Ehrline Karnaga, the same dynamic duo of sisters responsible for Layer Cake Bakery. They'd already given me my favorite Orange County source for deliciously decadent desserts. Their paean to homemade, organic, tubular delights surely wouldn't disappoint. Surely...

Valhalla Table is decorated in the minimalist industrial style that seems popular amongst eateries trying to be chic. Everything is composed of clean lines and muted tones. Black, grays, and white are dominant, giving the small space a cavernous feeling. It's very sterile.

(They sloshed a bit out of the bowl.)

When your food arrives, the splashes of color are a relief. Presentation, like the decor, is sparse. The flavors, on the other hand, are vivid and bold. Their piping hot Cream of Tomato soup begged for a grilled cheese sidekick. It enveloped the inside of my mouth in a soothing blanket of rich sweetness with just the right balance of acidity.

The Currywurst, on the other hand, arrived at the table an already dead, cold, and rapidly congealing mass of meat and fluids. The tomato-based curry sauce liberally slathered on top was reminiscent of store-bought Tikka Masala, completely overwhelming the lightly fried sausage pieces drowning underneath.

Belgian Style Potato Fries came highly recommended on Yelp and various food blogs (see below). The thickly hewn, twice-fried timbers of tuber were reminiscent of In-N-Out's "well-done" fries. They were simple, crunchy, and honest, although they could have used salt.

(Chicken & Apple Sausage)

Sausages run about $6-$7 dollars and are served simply grilled on a toasted roll. Each order comes with a choice of caramelized onions, sauerkraut, sweet peppers, salsa verde, or Indonesian sambal. Additional toppings run $1 extra each. No sides are included.

The sausages that I tried were both imaginative, but varied in their execution. The Chicken and Apple sausage was mild, surprisingly moist, and laced with gentle sweetness. The hefty amount of cinnamon used to spice the sausage, however, threw both Cat and I for a loop.

The Duck, Bacon, & Jalapeno Sausage (picture second from top) had a strong presence, but the ingredients clashed more than they complimented. The distinctive aromas of duck and bacon warred against each other like the Einherjar against Fenrir the wolf. The battle was intense and epic. Ultimately, like Fenrir, the bacon dominated by devouring all that stood in its path. The jalapeno added a nice bit of zing to the experience.

Valhalla Table - The concept is fun and the service is excellent. The quality of the ingredients and the care taken with their preparation really shines through. Unfortunately, the food could use some polish and balance, and the prices are on the high side.


Cream of Tomato - 4.75
Currywurst - 5.50
Belgian Style Potato Fries - 3.50
Chicken & Apple Sausage - 6.00
Duck, Bacon, & Jalapeno Sausage - 7.00

Flavor: C+
Ambience: C-
Service: B

Overall: C

Valhalla Table
2981 Bristol Street (The CAMP)
Costa Mesa, CA 92626
Valhalla Table website

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Nice to see you posting CP! I'm around this area all the time. Seems at least worth checking out once.. Thanks for sharing.

Hey, you're back again! Yay!

I love tomato soups anyway so it's great to see another good rendition! Not very many places nearby me serve tomato soup.

yaaaay you're back!

thanks for the post. i LURV this place but i haven't been in a while (so many other options to try!)

Great review! Too bad the food didn't quite live up to it. I'm still on the hunt for the ultimate dog.

Wut wut! Chubbypanda's back!! Thanks to Kelly for pushing!

welcome back into the blogging scene :) Been meaning to check out Valhalla for a while and see how it fares with Wurstkuche in downtown LA, not to mention the rest of The Camp eateries... Native Foods, Old Vine Cafe, Ecco...

Wow! A dedication? Just for nagging?
Perhaps I should start a new business called Post Haste: sending out annoying e reminders to lazy-ass bloggers until they get their hands on the keyboard and perform like Liberace at Radio City.

Thanks for the characteristically honest post on Valhalla. If they have any cute waiters named Thor, I might try it despite the dismal looking Currywurst.

Welcome back.
Might need to stop by when I am in town

that's not exactly what I imagined valhalla to look like. what a dreadful looking currywurst, but chubbypanda it's good to see you online!

I love me a sausage but Valhalla table does not look like the place to go. With such a bold name one would hope the food would be the same.

Thanks, guys! It's good to be back.

Accidentally rejected a comment from reader Sharon who wrote:

"That looks great! It might prompt me to take a road trip to it this weekend."

Sorry, Sharon. Unfortunately, Blogger doesn't have a way for me to retrieve your comment when I click the wrong link. Totally my bad.